You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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