I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
why do cheetos always look like penises
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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