Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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