take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Randomize