Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She even gives head with a lisp.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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