He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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this just has baby written all over it
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
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