Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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