i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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