oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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