I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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