I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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