he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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