My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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