Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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