In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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We need a shit load of segways right now
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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