The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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