North Korea, Best Korea!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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