she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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