It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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