i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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