What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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