the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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