hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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