oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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