Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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