the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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