i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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