WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your cock deserves a montage
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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