I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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