Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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