never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I want a musical about memes.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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