Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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