I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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