the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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