is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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