3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
and you fell through a lawn chair
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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