Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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