so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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