I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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