Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I bet he comes in French.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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