That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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