I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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