I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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