Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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