How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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