I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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