dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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