I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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