When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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