none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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